hha...hhii...

KELUARKAN SAJA!!!

s'org napi trlihat malas kerja & tdk mlakukan aktivitas apapun..

sang sipir pun marah2,,

sipir : kamu ini malas bangeeettt yahh!!!
gak malu apa sama yg lain???

napi : santai aja pak,, kaya d pantaiii,,
jgn galak2 donk pak...

sipir : gmana gak marah,,
kamu gak malu sama teman2mu??
mrk rajin2...

napi : iihh,, galak banget sih,,,
gini aja deh pak,
kalo anda gak suka saya,, gampang,,
keluarin aja saya dari sini secepatnya..
beres kan????

hha...hhii...

DI BANDINGKAN BUNG KARNO..

s'org bapak geram sama anaknya yg malasnya minta ampuuun...

lalu ia berkata,,

bapak : kamu ini ya,, malaaassss banget, nak.
dulu,, waktu Bung karno seusiamu,,
beliau sdh menulis buku & b'pidato d mana2.

tak mw kalah anaknya pun menjawab,,

anak : iy,, pak saya tahu..
tapi dulu,, waktu beliau seusia bapak,,
Bung Karno sd jd presiden..
so....?????

hha...hhii...

ADAM HAWA ORANG TIONGHOA

Tomo : seandainya adam & hawa kturunan tionghoa,,
pasti skarang manusia tdk mnderita dosa akibt kturnan..
Timi : kok bisa????
Tomo : Iy,, soalnya org Tionghoa trkenal suka makan ular..
jd sbelum ular menipu hawa untuk memakan buah yg d larang oleh Tuhan,,
pasti ularnya sdh d makan duluan sama adam & hawa...

hha...hhii...

TIADA DUANYA

(babak 1)

Daud d kenal sbg anak yg gemar berburu.
ia jg sllu brhasil dlm perburuannya.
namun hr itu,,
Daud d buat jengkel dgn s'ekor kijang
yg sllu bs brkelit trd anak panah yg ia tembakkan.
akhirnya,,
stelah llah brburu tanpa hasil,,
Daud memutusan tuk brhenti d bawah pohon,,
dan berkata..
"kijang memang tiada duanya"

Look What You've Done

JET lirics

Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to prove

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems like such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Give me back my point of view
'Cause I just can't think for you
I can hardly hear you say
What should I do, well you choose

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems like such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to do

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems like such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

"Unfaithful"

Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company

He's more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
The clouds are rolling in
Because I'm gone again
And to him I just can't be true

And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

I feel it in the air
As I'm doing my hair
Preparing for another date
A kiss upon my cheek
As he reluctantly
Asks if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well

Cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

Our love, his trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this
Anymore
Uh
Anymore (anymore)

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
And everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
And I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer (a murderer)

No no no no

Yeah yeah yeah

lirik KAMU NGGAK SENDIRIAN

bila ku tak di sini
tetaplah kau bernyanyi
dan bila ku tlah pergi
kenanglah yg terjadi

pastikan padaku bahwa kamu
kan baik” saja
karna di setiap mimpiku
pasti selalu ada kamu

dengarkan dan rasakan
lagu yg kuciptakan untukmu
walau mungkin terdengar gak merdu
tapi hanya untukmu

kita pernah bersama di sini
lalui hari penuh warna-warni
meski tak seindah pelangi
tapi kita pernah bermimpi

reff: percayalah padaku
meski di gelap malam
kamu nggak sendirian
dan semua bintang
yg ku tinggalkan
temani kau sampai akhir malam

dengarkan dan rasakan
lagu yg kuciptakan untukmu
walau mungkin terdengar gak merdu
tapi hanya untukmu

kita pernah bersama di sini
lalui hari penuh warna-warni
meski tak seindah pelangi
tapi kita pernah bermimpi

repeat reff

mungkin ini hanya sementara
mungkin juga untuk selamanya
tapi nanti jika ku kembali
engkau harus ada di sini